Funny Sms

(1): aar abhi tumhare ammi 

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga



(2): Sardar ko Gali mai 100

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"


(3): Pani Aanay Ki Baat 

Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte Hoo
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Hoo
Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoiya
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Hoo

(4): Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

(5): Sardar darakht pe

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye


(6): Pathan: ankhain band karky

Pathan: ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
Pathan: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

(7): Police: Tumhari wife ghum

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.


(8): Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!


(9): Arz Kiya Hai….

Arz Kiya Hai….
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!

(10): Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi


(11): 1 Truck dosry Truck

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

(12): A girl and Sardar

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

(13): Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka 

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai


(14): 5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy


(15): Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

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